@Twitter me this: Is it @FootballUGA’s turn in the @SEC?

Former Georgia coach Mark Richt tweeted this photo of his surprise breakfast with recruit Jacob Eason in Washington Nov. 15, 2015. If the intent was to excite the masses and strengthen his hold on his job, it didn’t work. (via Twitter.com/MarkRicht)

On Feb. 13, 2009, amid veiled threats of termination, or worse, careful scrutinizing of past and future expense accounts, I caved to internal pressures and joined Twitter. I wasn’t sure what it was, or what it meant, or if I was now one of the cool kids, but I was told the Twitter limit was 140 characters and that meant this paragraph would’ve ended in the 23rd word and I don’t even burp in 23 words.

So this was my first Tweet at 4:23 p.m.: “Hello Twits. (Is that proper?) Just starting this so be gentle.”

Not great. Not as bad as the Twitter debut of @LaneKiffin (“Bon Jovi was awesome last night!!”). But not as good off the start line as the @CIA (“We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet”) or @TheTweetofGod (“In the beginning, the blue rectangle was formless and empty. And I said, ‘Let there be text,’ and there was text” 10/21/10), or certainly @KateUpton (“I am trying to figure out how to make the background a picture of my boobs” 10/21/10)

Following Kate Upton.

But I never realized the extent Twitter had infected college football until even Mark Richt tweeted a picture of his surprise breakfast with recruit Jacob Eason in Snohomish, Wash., on Nov. 15, 2015, at a time when it was becoming more apparent that the Georgia coach might lose his job.

This is a man who once showed me the cheat notes he had written on the palm of his hand for reference and later explained, “It’s my palm pilot.” (Dated joke.)

But here was this old-school guy telling the story of his career on Tweeter.

Nov. 15: “Having breakfast in Snohomish Washington in Jakes Cafe with Jacob and Tony Eason. Go Dawgs!”

Nov. 28 (following a win over Georgia Tech): “Thank you Dawgnation for showing up in Atlanta & helping us win today!”

Dec. 4: “It’s great to be back home. It’s all about the U!”

There was a change of venue between the last two tweets.

So if we can follow somebody’s devolving/evolving career on Twitter, why not follow a season on Twitter?

#ThisIsReal

#MaybeNot

#HowCanYouTellTheDifference? …

@HughFreeze: Do you offer any SEC coaches’ discounts?

@Bambi96: You’re not a coach.

@NickSaban: I hope we can get better but frankly the media thinks we’re better than we really are. This Coke bottle knows more than you do. Tweet that.

@JimboFisher: 48-12. This is why I didn’t take the LSU job. We’re on to Louisiana Monroe. Unbeaten in ACC!

@KirbySmartUGA: A win’s a win. Way to keep fighting. Field goals rule. App State beat Michigan once. #Process. Go Dawgs!

@GTPaulJohnson: So we beat Tennessee. How high did y’all have their recruits ranked? Heh heh.

@GTPaulJohnson: What’d Kirby do against Tennessee last year?

@GTPaulJohnson: You know, I sa.. (aide takes away phone).

@OleMissFB: Looking forward to stating our case and clearing our good name Monday with NCAA Committee on Infractions.

@KirbySmartUGA: Congrats to our defense and Nick Chubb who ran rushed for 397 yards today at Notre Dame! 2-0. Onto Samford.

@CoachBrianKelly: Our new media policy mandated we closed practice but media reported we used a football and wore shoes. Knute couldn’t win with these leaks.

@RealDonaldTrump: I feel ya.

@OleMissFB: (Account suspended.)

@CoachDanMullen: Go NCAA! Who do we play this week?

@KirbySmartUGA: We’re 1-0 in SEC and Dan Mullen still lives in Starkville. #Winning.

@GTPaulJohnson: 5-0. Onto Miami. Not bad for a bunch of 2-stars #TogetherWeGloat

@RealDonaldTrump: I went to Wharton School. We’re great. We’re so great. People don’t believe how great we are. Best the world has ever seen. We’ll bring down fire & fury on SEC…

@SeanSpicer: Don’t look at me.

@CoachJimMcElwain: I lost to Ed Orgeron. Do I have to give back my last two SEC East titles?

@GTPaulJohnson: Can we get the Miami game moved to Athens? I like playing in Athens.

@MarkRicht: I’m 7-1. How do you like me now?

@Music City Bowl: Hello, Mark? Nice win over Toledo.

@KirbySmartUGA: I hate orange. Jacob Eason will not be available to media but we have Greyson Lambert here who’ll be happy to talk about our next game at Vandy.

@ADGregMcGarity: I’ll have a response in 90 days.

@DaboSwinney: Whatever happened to Spurrier? He used to make jokes about me but I beat Alabama and he left his last job at halftime. And sorry about the 48 points, GT

@BigDawg62: Don’t care about win over Missouri. Going to St. Simons next week and I’m not watching game.

@BigDawg62: Please Lord, let us win. I’ll quit drinking. I’ll be nice to my wife. I’ll feed the homeless. Just let us kill the Gators.

@TweetOfGod: I need to start writing stuff down.

@BigDawg62: Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

@BigDawg62: DRINKS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@BigDawg62: Hey @HughFreeze you got @Bambi96’s number?!!!

@KirbySmartUGA: Another hard fought win today over South Carolina. Braves would love to win 9-6. #Process #8-1 #GoDawgs #Richt’s7-2

@KirbySmartUGA: On the way to Auburn. One team. One conference. One goal.

@KirbySmartUGA: No questions on Jim Chaney. We’re onto Kentucky #Process #BelkBowl

@KirbySmartUGA: OMG! Florida lost at South Carolina! GO DAWGS!

@CoachWillMuschamp: You’re welcome.

@GTPaulJohnson: Soft conference.

@KirbySmartUGA: If we beat Kentucky, we win East!

@GTPaulJohnson: We’re 8-2 but nobody’s talking about our game against Duke this week. #TogetherWeSwarm #OverHere #DamntWe’reSwarmingOverHere!

@KirbySmartUGA: 37-6! Go Dawgs! Onto the SEC championship!

@NickSaban: So cute.

@GTPaulJohnson: I’m standing right here. #THWG

@KirbySmartUGA: 9-2 vs. 9-2. It’s our turn now! We own this state!

@HughFreeze: They’re cheating. Everybody’s cheating. Fine, I did it!

@KirbySmartUGA: 27-26! Go Dawgs. Onto Alabama!

@NickSaban: I love to see my assistants do well. Then I squeeze every ounce of hope out of their souls.

@NickChubb21 Hello.

@NickSaban: A battle of Nicks.

@KirbySmartUGA: Breathing. Breathing. Breathing.

@NickSaban: Bow to me.

@MunsonInHeaven: We’ve got no chance. No chance.

@KirbySmartUGA: 35-32. SEC champs! I can’t believe it’s real!

Is it?

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twelveofthirteen
twelveofthirteen

Crushing loss to @ClemsonFB was unlike @OSUCoachMeyer. @OhioStateFB will win nothing of consequence if @JT_theQB4th can’t complete a pass.

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DawgNole
DawgNole

@OH:IO

"toiulety" bowl???

STILL waiting, lying hypocrite.

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ownerccc
ownerccc

Too funny...at the start of the year, UGA is always penned to be champions only to fall to Vandy and Ga Tech. Keep dreaming...

dawg fan
dawg fan

@ownerccc  I guess you've been living in a freaking cave since 2000 because the Joke has only beaten us 3 times since then.  Please continue to amuse us with your stupidity. 

ownerccc
ownerccc

@dawg fan Guess all that flea powder has caused a brain tumor as you have apparently lost your memory: Vandy 17-16, Ga Tech 28-27. Loser!

dawg fan
dawg fan

@ownerccc And you'll lose your memory and be full of nothing but crybaby low life sore loser excuses when we hand you that Techie arse in November.  All mouth now but cowards then.  That's Georgia Tech in a nutshell. 

ownerccc
ownerccc

@dawg fan Where did I say I'm a Tech grad/fan? I'm not...just telling it as most see it. UGA fans can't as they're right where they usually are this time of year, claiming the fleabags will "hand you that...arse..."

dawg fan
dawg fan

@ownerccc Boy you sure are stupid.  When it comes to the Joke we're usually right are we not? 

ownerccc
ownerccc

@dawg fanI don't speak redneck, so not sure what you mean by "the joke." Why don't you enlighten us?

DawgNole
DawgNole

@ownerccc: ". . . UGA is always penned to be champions only to fall to Vandy and Ga Tech."

_______________

ALWAYS penned to be champions??? Yet you can't show us one example.

ALWAYS fall to Vandy and GT??? Have you checked the series records?

Damn you're dumb.




OH:IO
OH:IO

Trump and Spicer - give it a rest, Schultz. Leave the political hackery to blue stein and book man. 

tipstotips
tipstotips

@OH:IO  Jeff thinks that gets him into the club with the other cool folks.

DawgNole
DawgNole

@OH:IO

Give it a rest???

How 'bout you giving a rest to your insufferable whining about the SEC and UGA?!

Once again you demonstrate clearly why you're the AJC's resident lying hypocrite.

dawg fan
dawg fan

This week:  Longest . . . Week . . . EVER. 

OH:IO
OH:IO

@dawg fan


Does not compare to the dog's...... longest...... National...... Championship.......drought.......EVER

dawg fan
dawg fan

@OH:IO Or the Little 10's scoring drought in the playoffs . . . . . .

twelveofthirteen
twelveofthirteen

Get ready for the Thursday night undercard games this week.

Only teams coming off 31-0 thrashings would open on the Thursday of Labor Day. That and when your league is as weak as the little ten.

Bawahwahwahwah

DawgNole
DawgNole

@OH:IO

Whose ratings, lying hypocrite???

Certainly not Indiana's!

twelveofthirteen
twelveofthirteen

Stop you guys. My team got spanked and I spew nonsense all day. But just stop picking on me.

"Reap what you sow" doesn't apply to me. I am a mad little ten Bucky..

Sincerely,

Little ten Bucky!

DawgNole
DawgNole

@OH:IO @twelveofthirteen

Did your team "win something, anything" in its last outing, lying hypocrite?!

And wasn't it you who constantly scoffed at teams playing weeknight games? Yup, it sure as hell was.

Uh, why don't you tell us now when your team's next game is, lying hypocrite. Go ahead, jerk. Tell us.

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TideDawg
TideDawg

UGA's turn? Ask that question Nov. first . We'll know by then if they are pretender or contender.

dawg fan
dawg fan

Oh dear God. Can we just start the freaking games already?

twelveofthirteen
twelveofthirteen

Urban and little bucky have "moved on".

Well, the rest of the nation is still laughing.

31-0

Bawahwahwahwah

DawgNole
DawgNole

@OH:IO

Is that "ll" you got???

STILL waiting, lying hypocrite.

And you're tired of being reminded that your team shamed itself and its conference by soiling its pants in a clearly undeserved playoff berth? Well tough crapola, lying hypocrite! Everybody else finds your presence on these blogs "tiresome."